Hey, I think you got my number
When I was out with my brother, you said "hi"
And I think I liked you
Oh, we talked about maybe getting together
A rain check on the weather, cloudy skies
Then I had to get home
Oh, those eyes, I thought you were a really nice guy
I thought you were just my type, but I forgot your name

I'm a blonde, so excuse me
I'm a blonde, I get crazy
And everybody knows we're a little more fun
I like to play it off like I'm dumb
Da-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum
'Cause I'm a blonde

Hey, I'm not a college grad yet
There are some books I haven't read yet
But I could quote a little bit of Shakespeare in my sleep
But there have been those times when
I've clearly forgotten how to spell words like R-E-E-D-I-N-G
Me, me and myself and I
Try really hard to get by with simple little things

I'm a blonde, so excuse me
I'm a blonde, I get crazy
And everybody knows we're a little more fun
I like to play it off like I'm dumb
Da-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum
'Cause I'm a blonde
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
'Cause I'm a blonde
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
'Cause I'm a blonde

Maybe if I cared enough to dye my hair
Then you'd take me seriously
Maybe I can try to change up their minds
So they'd take me seriously, oh
So they know
Everybody knows that I'm not dum-da-dum-dum-dumb

I'm a blonde, so excuse me
I'm a blonde, I get crazy
And everybody knows we're a little more fun
I like to play it off like I'm dumb
Da-dum-dum-dum, da-dum-dum-dum, da-dum-dum-dumb
'Cause I'm a blonde

Oh