I'm always shy to admit this
I wouldn't get to be myself without you
You always get your way in small talk
Force the other party to come through
You say you hope you're not my best friend
But you read me deeper than I wanted you to
I never got away with small talk
Small talk

Now we're sitting in the backseat
You just let it spill
How you're always dating douchebags
Sent here straight from hell
Everyone's all "girl get up"
Till you swear that it's okay
And you say you can't imagine
Living any other way

Now we're sitting in the backseat
Awaiting denouement
The way that you'll upend your whole life chasing what you want
Had this dream about you touring MKE last night
Guess I'm jealous of the way you get to live your life

You are doing the work of the Lord

I know I never pick up your calls these days
So what! You never were that nice to me
Maybe you just like that idea of me
You wanna keep your tabs on every gay guy in the city
'Cause you're that girl
I mean, like, luckily I have purse
You could be that girl
I have purse!
Oh, 'cause you're that girl
Luckily I have purse
You could be that girl
I have purse

I'm so scared to walk these parts
Some chaser in performing arts
Could hunt me down after dark
And I'd do that routine
Where I give a smile and hug you tight
Say some joke, repeat it twice
Yeah, I've already got plans tonight
So see you when I see you

Now we're sitting in the backseat
You just let it spill
How you're always dating douchebags
Sent here straight from hell
Everyone's all "girl get up"
Till you swear that it's okay
And you say you can't imagine
Living any other way

Now we're sitting in the backseat
Awaiting denouement
The way that you'll upend your whole life chasing what you want
Had this dream about you touring MKE last night
Guess I'm jealous of the way you get to live your life

Now we're sitting in the backseat
You just let it spill
How you're always dating douchebags
Sent here straight from hell
Everyone's all "girl get up"
Till you swear that it's okay
And you say you can't imagine
Living any other way

Now we're sitting in the backseat
Awaiting denouement
The way that you'll upend your whole life chasing what you want
Had this dream about you touring MKE last night
Guess I'm jealous of the way you get to live your life

We're sitting in the backseat
You're always dating douchebags
Everyone's all "girl get up"
And you say you can't imagine
Living any other way