Hi, Elmo! Oh! Hi, Ms. Katy! Are you ready to play dress-up? Dress-up? You said you wanted to play dress up! Well, don't you? Uh, well, uh Come on, Elmo, don't you want to play? Elmo! You change your mind Like a girl changes clothes Yeah, you PMS Like a bitch, I would know And you overthink Always speak cryptically I should know That you're no good for me We used to be Just like twins Katy Perry, could you say that again? Just like twins OMG 'Cause you're hot, then you're cold You're yes, then you're no You're in, then you're out You're up, then you're down You're wrong when it's right It's black and it's white We fight, we break up We kiss, we make up You don't really wanna stay, no But you don't really wanna go You're hot, then you're cold You're yes, then you're no You're in, then you're out You're up, then you're down Someone call the doctor Got a case of a love bipolar Stuck on a roller coaster Can't get off this ride 'Cause you're hot, then you're cold You're yes, then you're no You're in, then you're out You're up, then you're down You're wrong when it's right It's black and it's white We fight, we break up We kiss, we make up Thank you, Katy Perry, for taking me on this magical musical adventure! Can everyone say thank you? No