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Rebekah rode up on the afternoon train, it was sunny

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Her saltbox house on the coast took her mind off St. Louis

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Bill was the heir to the Standard Oil name and money

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And the town said, "How did a middle-class divorcée do it?"

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The wedding was charming, if a little gauche

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There's only so far new money goes

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They picked out a home and called it "Holiday House"

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Their parties were tasteful, if a little loud

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The doctor had told him to settle down

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It must have been her fault his heart gave out

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And they said

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"There goes the last great American dynasty

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Who knows, if she never showed up, what could've been

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There goes the maddest woman this town has ever seen

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She had a marvelous time ruining everything"

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I had a marvelous time ruining everything

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A marvelous time ruining everything

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A marvelous time

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I had a marvelous time

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Rebekah gave up on the Rhode Island set forever

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Flew in all her Bitch Pack friends from the city

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Filled the pool with champagne and swam with the big names

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And blew through the money on the boys and the ballet

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And losing on card game bets with Dalí

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And they said

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"There goes the last great American dynasty

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Who knows, if she never showed up, what could've been

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There goes the most shameless woman this town has ever seen

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She had a marvelous time ruining everything"

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I had a marvelous time

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A marvelous time

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Ruining everything

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A marvelous time

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A marvelous time

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They say she was seen on occasion

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Pacing the rocks, staring out at the midnight sea

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And in a feud with her neighbor

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She stole his dog and dyed it key lime green

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Fifty years is a long time

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Holiday House sat quietly on that beach

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Free of women with madness, their men and bad habits

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And then it was bought by me

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There goes the last great American dynasty

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Who knows, if I never showed up, what could've been

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There goes the loudest woman this town has ever seen

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I had a marvelous time ruining everything

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I had a marvelous time ruining everything

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A marvelous time ruining everything

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A marvelous time

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I had a marvelous time

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Switching your motorcycle insurance to Geico is both easy and—

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