Sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship
The mate was a mighty sailing man
The skipper brave and sure
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour
One more thing?
I took offense at your tone
I guess what you consider matter-of-fact
I consider rude and distasteful
A three-hour tour
The weather started getting rough
The tiny ship was tossed
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost, the Minnow would be lost
The Minnow would be lost