Sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship

The mate was a mighty sailing man
The skipper brave and sure
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour

One more thing?
I took offense at your tone
I guess what you consider matter-of-fact
I consider rude and distasteful

A three-hour tour
A three-hour tour
A three-hour tour
A three-hour tour

The weather started getting rough
The tiny ship was tossed
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost, the Minnow would be lost

The Minnow would be lost